Mr Partt

Parody account. These tweets are not those of the original Partt but do reflect his actual words of wisdom.

[Tim Garner @Tgsquash]

@realDonaldTrump you have competition in the great minds stakes #partt4president https://t.co/mLl2EEipeo

[Mr Partt @ParttQuotes]

Na die naweek se game.. Waar bly die cheetahs..? Hulle bly stil.. 😂😂😂 @SuperSportTV #SSRugby

[Mr Partt @ParttQuotes]

Time to start thinking about some New Years revolutions... #2015s

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@SAPresident if Monaco is a principality because it's run by a prince.. Does that make South Africa a "cuntry"..?! #ZumaMustFall

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@SAPresident on the bright side, you've managed to get the fuel price below a dollar per liter for the first time in years..! #ZumaMustFall

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@SAPresident you're so bad at running the country.. Your nose probably doesn't even run properly..! #ZumaMustFall #Cork #FailedGrade4

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@SAPresident what's the next number in this sequence.. 2..4..6..?!? No it's not eleventy hundred and eight and sixty and five. #Cork

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@SAPresident I didn't vote for you I dont support you & quite frankly if I ever meet you youre in a WOT..! #WorldOfTrouble #BananaRepublic

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@SAPresident you're a belligerent toss pot of the highest order..! #ZumaMustFall #FailedGrade5 #CouldntRunARace

[Mr Partt @ParttQuotes]

Wondering what PHUNKY thinks of using a night watchmen? Surely the top order are better off facing the attack than a tail ender? #SSCricket

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Shot my first sup 90 this weekend. That's whatsup. #ParttQuotes #golf

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@EamonnHolmes let's not forget that Robert Mugabe killed amongst others, rhino, lion and elephant for his banquet not so long ago..

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@zukokubukeli I would have "#almostwon" but I slept on a Lego.

[Harry Redknapp @Redknapp]

Just heard Sergio Ramos' mum is doing interviews in her car today. She must have been watching transfer deadline day.

[Mr Partt @ParttQuotes]

Can't believe we won't be seeing @itssobhytime at Jarvis this year.. #ItsNotWhoYouKnow #ItsHowYouKnow

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"Shame for EP. They are so weak for Jarvis this year. Should have used me as an international player..?" #JarvisKaplan #OverseasImpartt

[zukokubukeli @zukokubukeli]

2 national champs, the national side...much respect fellas, 3Ps, passion precedes pain, then pleasure, #noshortcuts

[Mr Partt @ParttQuotes]

"They say charity starts at home gent.. That doesn't mean it has to stay there" #ParttQuotes #HealTheWorld #MakeItABetterPlace

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"I'm not sending you home gent.. But please just take a break" #ParttQuotes #Parttying #Tigertiger

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"Guys.. I don't make the stereotypes.. I just see them" #ParttQuotes #Predjudice #IseeDeadPeople