The Apprentice

Apprentice to the legendary @ThePartyBardd | Definitely NOT a meatshield | Small town boy with big dreams | He/Him

(concept credit @thepartycleric)

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@HolyCaGnolli @thepartybardd Wh- what?! You can't cook my teacher, they still have so many things to teach me! Although, if I had to pick one particular method, being spice-tubbed and put on a spit. It's important to die as you lived, zesty and exhilarating 🔥

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

You better be practicing your instrument/training your voice today, or else I'm gonna have to bring out the vicious mockery

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@mariusagricola @StrahdVonZ Well, I'm filled with regrets when I walk in to the cellar and smell stinky cheese. Are you saying that Strahd smells like stinky cheese?

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@StrahdVonZ Oooh, what do regrets smell like?

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@EzmereldaDAveni @theformerogue Well obviously you can't eat 'em plain, you gotta season the meat first. Momma's spice rub was always the best!

Okay but I would actually never eat anyone that's gross...

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@EzmereldaDAveni @theformerogue I dunno, the local baron never really treats our village well, maybe it's time someone stood up to him...

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@ThePartyMonk @HolyCaGnolli @thepartybardd *Begins playing power chords, casting heroism on @thepartybardd* Come on teach, show them what a bard can really do!

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@HolyCaGnolli @thepartybardd @ThePartyMonk *Casts faerie fire, conjuring floating disco lights*

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@thepartybardd @ArchlichEternal @ThePartyMonk Wait no I can't cast blink! C'mon, think Apprentice, think! *Casts Tasha's Hideous Laughter* "What do you call an infernal humanoid that likes throwing tea? A TEA FLING!!!

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@thepartybardd @ArchlichEternal @ThePartyMonk OOOHHHHH SHITTTTTT THE DISRESPECT!!!

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@ArchlichEternal @thepartybardd @ThePartyMonk I did not account for the Archlich...

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@ArchlichEternal @thepartybardd @ThePartyMonk *Angry bard yelling and grunting*

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@HolyCaGnolli @thepartybardd @ThePartyMonk YEAHHHH *Hollow wooden thunks*

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When you’re drinking bubble tea and the bubbles rapid fire at your uvula

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@thepartybardd GET CURED YOU SONS OF HARPIES!!!

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@thepartybardd If I was some other lame adventurer I'd crouch in the corner and cast blade ward on myself during combat, but I'm not that kind of apprentice. Time to cure wounds loud and proud! *Runs off to the front lines, strumming loudly*

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

Apprentice Tip #2: When playing a stringed instrument like a lute or ukulele, make sure your fretting hand is relaxed. Your fingers should be parallel to the frets in order to reduce finger movement which allows you to have an easier time reaching each fret

[The Apprentice @PartyApprentice]

@DamnedGoblin @HolyCaGnolli Ooooh, maybe I could also play "A-Gnoll-ther One Bites the Dust"