Dionysus

Oh hey it's Dionysus, the god of fertility and wine.
Call me Bacchus if you're in a roman mood.

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

I couldn't decide so I chose them both #spiritanimals #panthersandtigers

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My wine making brings all of the maenads to my current place of residence

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@dionysusftw Another me? I think I had one drink too many.. #wasted

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

Living in Mount Olympus would be too mainstream #wanderer

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Dear maenads, as much as I appreciate you worshipping me, I have a wife. Ariadne<3 #sorryladies #taken

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@BabiesFahDays I know, I know. We've established this a million times.

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@BabiesFahDays yeah I noticed. I'm kind of the only god with a mortal parent, and I'm pretty sure that wasn't you. #imsospecial #luckyme

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

@wisdom_owl no way dude. This party is gonna be off the chain. Since I'm just so popular, it's all mortals by day, all immortals by night x)

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

@wisdom_owl that settles it. You are no longer invited to my party on Friday. #suckstosuck

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

@wisdom_owl who needs weapons? I've got barrels of wine to my left, and a whole lot of ladies to my right. #maenads #itspartytime

[Dionysus @PartyAtMyPlace_]

@BabiesFahDays this is why I hang out with the mortals too. #weirdo

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@BabiesFahDays and I shall cease to give you free wine. #whatnow

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@BabiesFahDays dad! No! Parents at my party? #totallynotcool

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@BabiesFahDays way ahead of you xD

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@BabiesFahDays this is true. But it's all okay, I brought her back from the underworld #becauseican

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@BabiesFahDays right after you killed my mother. But thanks for saving me though :D

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So basically I have this staff that turns rock into water, and water into wine... I'm going out to the mountains for a while :)

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@LadiesLoveZeus they're too busy worshiping me

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@Herra_Zues4eva give it 3 hours. Be there.

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@Aqua_God hah. You wish merman.