Eric’s Party

Quotes from Eric Reilly’s Bachelor Party, a journal of the slow descent into...something.

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Warning: @5wits will ruin other escape rooms for you. The production value is 🔥🔥🔥

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God, Bob, how did you let him buy his own pretzels? Fail

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Huh. That’s a thing

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Just hit the road at 9 am to drive to Syracuse for the earliest bachelor party ever. Wtf Bob?

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New party #NewProfilePic

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And thusly endeth the festivities - one brave man marches to certain, errm, certainty. The rest, nod in approval

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And another one down

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You got him in the eye!
And that's a preview for tonight....

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He's drinking vodka from the bottle. This man is getting ready for something.

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Listen. Look at me in the thighs

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Toasts. Who keeps up with them

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Some bitches went home. #whodoesthatshit

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So, who's noticed my man bun? I feel like you could teach me king fu.

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Frank the Uber Driver is the man

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Brent, have a snickers, you're too sober when you're not drunk

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When your dad pours you four fucking fingers of scotch. #fuckthisismyday

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Two cigars, because fuck living to 80

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This is a double; it's got your get up and go

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Believe it or not, I don't smoke

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RAISINS!!!