Alex

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[hater @mekonipata]

raw dogging a breakup by not using any distraction is peak healing btw

[bean 🌞 @fatgooch]

ngl spidey was the perfect movie to watch alone post long term breakup

[Victor @_ko5p_]

still dont know my purpose in life but I do love boobs

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

still can't distinguish flirting from being friendly

[kannu @chupkarkannu]

im tired of ts bro

[YungJunko @YungJunko]

Used to download demos on my 360 and hope they'd somehow screw up and give me the full version

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis

[Jonesy @FrotniteGuy]

me : "I'm gonna pop some tags"
the 20 dollars in my pocket :

[NI @KisssmyyK]

This boring ass planet no aliens, dragons or giants just dumb ass people & bills

[Yogi The Bear @WeAreMU75]

Yeah mom the Casino overcharged me this weekend. Let’s go ahead and report that as fraud.

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[Z @thebigz44438734]

Instagram added a “cancel upload” option to ur story just for it to do Absolutely Nothing

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

My friend I have unfortunate news for you

[TE’ BALLOUT @Te__ballout]

Finna eat my plate from 4th of July then take a nap

[august @regularaugust]

This is what every tweet about Obsession is like