Jesse Shaw

Bronouns (Bro/Bro/Bro)

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[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@CardsChat opponent types the "on your bike" emote then flips pocket 8s on 984 to my JJ. Final table bubble.

[Standard Backing @StandardBacking]

Here's the bankroll guidelines we recommend for professional online MTT players (with no other source of income):

Aggressive BR:
6 months of living expenses PLUS 500 ABI for the games you're playing

Baseline BR:
12 months of living expenses PLUS 1,000 ABI for the games you're playing

Conservative BR:
24 months of living expenses PLUS 2,000 ABI for the games you're playing

If you don't have at least 6 months living expenses AND 500 ABI you should consider having another source of income (like a part-time job) until such time as you do have that covered.

Otherwise your risk of ruin is pretty high.

[Standard Backing @StandardBacking]

9/x But the main problem with downswings isn't even the money you lose playing.

The real problem is that they set off a chain reaction.

Your bills don't stop coming because you're in a downswing and every month your life BR gets smaller.

And as much time as it takes to go on a downswing it can take even longer to get out it.

Meanwhile your life BR keeps shrinking and you're faced with a tough choice - deplete your poker BR and drop down stakes, or stick it out and hope it turns around before you go "broke"

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@chiamakaafc @Grok, which player is this?

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@JesseLonis @LifeOfDesiigner Must be Korea Town, Alpharetta (North of ATL).

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@RealCandaceO They gonna also need a Tsarlink now that Starlink is banned 😂

[Whitney Baker @TotemMacro]

@RealCandaceO Tsarbucks a missed opportunity

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

Disclosure Day = Wembanyama @ Madison Square Garden #Alien

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@MarioNawfal During a penalty kick, you must maintain your forward momentum until striking the ball....

But it looks like they're just having some fun so nbd

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

How about the Church of Latter Day Sinners and the Book of More-money? No hate to Mormons, just a funny schizo thought.

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@elonmusk But you havne't even got to a trillion yet....

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@elonmusk Surprising to see such a foolish take coming from an engineer.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

🚨 URGENT
Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person’s position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens.
In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized.
Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus.
Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk’s assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement.
Journalist Xavier Poussard’s life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out.
I ask that every person RETWEET and share this.
I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me.
To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie’s public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly.

Let all be revealed.

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@RobLowTV how about those @nuggets

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@CoinPoker_OFF There's a lot worse going on at CoinPoker than your scripts being manipulated to "select a seat" 😂😂😂.

I hope to God your software gets exposed for the blatant RNG manipulation.

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@elonmusk Slop

[Senator Cynthia Lummis @SenLummis]

Congrats to Uniswap for setting down roots in Wyoming! Our state’s laws for digital assets are best-in-class, and I commend the Wyoming Legislature for its foresight in creating decentralized nonprofit associations.

[Zach @Zach13x]

The most unbelievable month a poker player has ever had. Michael fucking Mizrachi. Wins the PPC and The Main. Un-fucking-believable.

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@UnscriptedPress Eddie "Meeeh-phy"

[Jesse Shaw @Parvenu90]

@hunterkowald Hard to believe nobody posted a comment about this. Amazing work you're doing on the skyboard!