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I’m either eating Skyline or passing time until I eat Skyline again.

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@awkwardgoogle 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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@MikeBeauvais

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@dashboardmusic

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Senator Cory Booker ends his record-breaking Senate speech at 25 hours and 5 minutes:

“Let’s get in good trouble.”

[Roman Sheremeta 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @rshereme]

Why is today’s Trump so different from Trump in his first term?

A sobering explanation from Ukrainian journalist Nadia Palyvoda — and a warning.

It’s not that Trump changed. It’s that the people around him did.

Let’s unpack it.

1/n

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“NFTs will be the digital equivalent of owning a rare artifact from a bygone era.”

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“In a world dominated by pixels, NFTs make those pixels valuable.”

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@deshaunwatson over here taking P.T.O during a game.

I’d be PISSED if I were a @Browns fan.

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Are there other songs for bagpipes? Or is it just the one they play in every movie?

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@NFL is back. My life has meaning again.

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What America needs is to bring back WifeSwap

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@WKirkMarshall It’s a mental battle. Hits ya in the feels.

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Why is Lively still in this game?!? @Reds

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

The definition of 'squad goals'.

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Me this week without @Reds baseball

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Senzel’s arm is a constant liability. @Reds

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Let’s bring back the cigar!

[Cam Miller 🎥 @cammillerfilms]

1989 concession prices at Riverfront Stadium. #Reds

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[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

How many games will the Bengals win?! 🤔 #Rulethejungle