Two Vita

Im special. I mean I'm really special. You might not know it because you don't know me.

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Gordon Ramsay says he’s opening a restaurant where the waiters are allowed to yell back:

“Customers aren’t always right”

[Andz @Andzace]

🇮🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱: America killed the only man that was ensuring that Iran does not crash out

Now his son is in charge, and bro just launched 600 missiles all at once 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Simi @SympLySimi]

I haven't been on twitter today - but someone brought a few of my old tweets to my attention and I can't not address it.

14 years ago, I was 23, so I was definitely not a child. I'm not here to make excuses because I don't have anything to make excuses for. What I can't let anyone do is twist my story to fit false narratives.

In 2012, I lived and helped out at my mom's daycare while I was hustling my music. I tweeted everything that happened in my life, as we all did at the time. Kids can be mischievous. If a child did something I found funny, I tweeted about it. Kids are cute and lovable. I want to hug, kiss and cuddle them. I tweet about it. Nothing I tweeted was from perversion.

I was not famous, so maybe if I was, I would have understood that anything is open to whatever interpretation including being used falsely by a faceless mob. I've never been depraved in my life. You can retweet all the tweets in the world about me loudly crushing on people I admire/d. Or being a cheeky young woman. I wasn't trying to hide it, because I don't have anything to hide.

My team has been deleting some of my tweets because of how sensitive it is for my family. To be honest, I did not want to. I have always spoken against rape and sexual assault even before you knew I existed. It's not a costume I'm wearing, it's who I am. I've never claimed to be perfect. I've never claimed to know everything. I said stop raping women. I stand by it.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING NEWS: Cure for sickle cell disorder is now available at sickle cell foundation Nigeria, LUTH. You can get it as a Nigeria 🇳🇬.

The Sickle Cell Foundation Nigeria (SCFN), in partnership with Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH), offers bone marrow transplantation (also called stem cell transplantation) as a curative treatment for sickle cell disorder (SCD). This is established as a known cure for eligible patients, and the program has been active and performing procedures in Nigeria since around 2024.

[Two Vita @Parxenger]

@street_proff B*tch you are a fool

[KING CHIDI @guzu_p]

Unfortunately for you, you're married to Adekunle Gold who happens to be your retirement plan.

She has always liked J Cole but obviously he didn't notice her because she's a mid artist who was never in his league, so she had to settle for who was available at the time which was Adekunle Gold and used him to fulfill her dream of speaking with J Cole.

Imagine using your retirement plan to help you meet your dream man?

And her mumu husband facilitated her journey as a real man.

Nigerian men too mumu.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Billing him already means you consider him more responsible than your father.

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

>finds out his fiancee is cheating on him
>finds out its with his best friend of 10 years
>his friend group knew
>they didn't care and like his friend more

Jesus Christ dude I wouldn't wish this on my greatest hater

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

THIS IS WHAT COLONIALISM LOOKS LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

[ℓαηzу @lanzyszn]

E no suppose better for +234 babes sha.

met this babe at a lounge in Lagos, Fine girl. Calm vibe. We talked, laughed, exchanged numbers. Nothing too deep, just soft cruise and good energy. Later that night I texted her, Everything normal.
The next morning, I wake up to a long paragraph.

“Good morning. Please I need your help. I want to buy a generator and AC for my business. The heat is too much and customers are complaining. I need like 850k. Can you support me?”

Support keh ? make I press 850k for person wey I no sabi her genotype ?😂
I don’t even know if that business exists.

I first read the message like three times to confirm say no be sponsored ad.

even me sef, I no get gen, if heat don too much I dey carry mat go sleep for balcony.

I no even bother reply

Till today, anytime I pass by a generator humming, I go first burst laugh. 😂

[Elayne @ElayneOkaya]

Somewhat related... A British couple trademarked a tshirt brand called 'Yoruba'. Yoruba is a language & the name of a large West African tribe. The couple aggressively prevented others from using the word in the public domain. As a result,a Yoruba language teacher couldn't use...

[Dalai Lawama 🦙 @Trackmann2]

Nestle tried to patent Rooibos tea, South Africa’s national tea.

Which only grows in the Western Cape

[🐾 @elsdawg]

this is the best she’s ever looked

[🩸 𝔴𝔶𝔯𝔪 ✧˖*°࿐ 🩶🖤 @wyrmze]

genuinely sad that a woman can break an olympic record and the first name mentioned is her loser boyfriends instead of her own

[Tomori Simisola @SimisolaTomori]

Test your pot with this method to be sure you’re not been poisoned.

Our first purchase was our place. All the set, we did the pot test and found out it didn’t pass.
So we bought @saladmaster in slide 2.

How to test if your pot is safe to use
1.Clean the pot thoroughly.
2.Add bicarbonate of soda (baking soda) and water into the pot.
3.Boil for 15 minutes, then allow it to cool.
4.Taste the water.

Separately, mix baking soda (or bicarbonate of soda) with water in a normal cup and let it sit.

Both should taste the same.

• If the water from the pot tastes bitter, it means the pot may be releasing toxins into your food. Dispose of the pot.

• If it tastes the same as the cup mixture, then the pot is safe and not releasing toxins.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

Man kneels down to propose - Romantic

Man and friends lay on the floor to ask bride's family permission. - Tradition.

Bride kneels down to feed husband. - Misogyny.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

No long talk @Dremodrizzy #Man2ManChallenge ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #ANBT

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

this is what the kids are watching instead of suite life of zach & cody btw

[KOJO FOREX @KojoForex]

Fun Fact;

If you take $80 to $120K in 6hours Exness will pay you that 100%… after that they’ll investigate any loophole and block it. It’s their fault you circumvented. Not your fault you found a loophole. 🧠