SwajTheLaw Guy

LLB (Honours) || 🇲🇼|| @ChelseaFC CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

[SwajTheLaw Guy @PascalMmadi]

Bachelor of Laws (Honours) Degree in the bag👨🏽‍🎓

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[James Billy @kamwendo_]

Zibwezi zamatsiku ano chimodzimodzi Spotify, kungopanda kulipila, ma ads okha okha.

[CRIX @OnyChr82021]

“No worry, I no go arrest you… just show me that Gabriel penalty.”

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

Share away 😂😂😂😂

[👑LAFLEMO @Laflemokaris]

Ati “i know the problem was me ” the problem was you Nkumene. Hule Iwe.

[niko kadi @nikokadiKE]

My addicted ass even before confirming am alive.😭😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

My top 5 most embarrassing penalties of all time

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

Lionel Messi. The Best Ever. 🐐

[LeBron James @KingJames]

MESSI 🫡🐐👏🏾👏🏾

[Nalukoola PSG (4:3)🪄 🐐 @Nalukooooola]

Team News.
#UCLfinal
#COYG

[🀄𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔🔞 @Maxiishim_]

Less than 24 hours people... We're about to witness the greatest hate-watch known to man 🙂‍↔️

[TRIG @CFC_Jr88]

"PSG SHOULD NOT LET US SCORE FIRST"😂

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

I am honestly terrified that Arsenal might somehow beat PSG tomorrow. Genuinely don’t know what I’ll do if they win the champions. 😭

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Date cancelled, she doesn’t know what happened in Budapest on 30.05.2026

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan, I have to admit this penalty technique from Bruno Fernandes is unsavable.

[Isaiah Stark @IsaiahStark07]

Me watching Gabriel Magalhães penalty to boost my power whenever i feel weak

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Happy 175,695 hour anniversary to all the faithful who celebrate!