Pascal

(Software-)Philosopher, proletarian and winner of the Energyday 2012 in Winterthur. Loves Star Wars, Lego and lazy Sundays.

[Michael Grossniklaus @zaskar]

Today, Mehmet Aytimur will present our work on learned cardinality estimation for general LIKE-predicates in Research Session #22: Query Processing (4) at @SIGMODConf!

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@nestframework QQ: are you aware of the fact that KafkaJS seems to be maintained anymore (last release almost a year ago) and are you considering to offer a drop-in replacement any time soon (for example node-rdkafka)?

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

https://t.co/ocrCxuzbvY

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@verge I hope this cars‘ FW gets jailbreaked very soon. 🤞🏻 Greed knows no limits.

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@Apple why isn’t it possible to configure the gestures/taps on the #Apple #airpods 3rd gen when it used to be possible on 1st/2nd gen and it’s still possible on the Airpods Pro? Are you kidding me?

Do I need the return the 3rd gen Airpods now to get a pair of 2nd gen ones?

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@tilman_p Korrekt.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The First Not Be The Worst With You

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

Somehow, chances to die directly or indirectly because of war within the next few months feels currently more realistic and likely to me than dying from Covid-19 the past 2 years. 🤷 #NoWar #StopWar

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

Interesting how broad the term „peacefully“ can be interpreted.

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@KremlinRussia_E

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@DepressedDarth You, my Lord.

[robby ☻ @robby_weidemann]

easter eggs found in the phantom menace

🥚a thread🥚

[Noah @keldorjedii]

The Norwegian Royal Guard playing the main theme from The Mandalorian might just be the coolest shit I’ve seen today

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@init7 🤞🏻

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@MadameBryant Die Frage ob man der einzige ist, kann man mit fast 100%iger Sicherheit mit „nein“ beantworten. Auch in diesem Fall. Denn zumindest ich, hasse Sprachnachrichten auch. 😁

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

A small holiday project of me (wip): https://t.co/Iyy22C2vMS

The goal is to make my PHP blockchain implementation actually work.

Wdyt?

#php #blockchain #decentralized

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

Ich glaube im Zweiten Weltkrieg hatte man auch noch keine „Corona-Toten“ gezählt. Dementsprechend wenig überraschend. @tagesanzeiger

[Pascal @PascalMySelf]

@init7 @fiber7_ch Ist wohl bei einem meiner diversen Ein- Aussteckversuche etwas schief gelaufen. Hab jetzt noch einen Anlauf genommen und jetzt kommt wieder ein Signal rein. Alles super! Danke euch. 🙂