Mucus

doo·fus /ˈdo͞ofəs/ a stupid person.

[Mucus @PashKnee]

Be careful out there guys

[Mucus @PashKnee]

If you see me at work without my mask it’s because I choked on my boba and spat a mouthful of tea into it and now it’s all sticky

[Bitter Tea Tor @write_tor]

“trans men are discouraged from being masculine” & “trans men are discouraged from being feminine” can both coexist bc trans men are discouraged from existing.

The ‘rules’ for how trans men conduct themselves are supposed to be impossible. Patriarchy doesn’t want us in any form

[helena riley @freshhel]

Animals in the zoo should get a prom

[Mucus @PashKnee]

There must be more
https://t.co/WZJrdNWJB3

[Mucus @PashKnee]

I hope snap doesn’t notify when you’re typing in Response to someone’s story because the things I almost say …

[Mucus @PashKnee]

My sandwich so far has been less humiliating today

[Mucus @PashKnee]

I get embarrassed about the dumbest shit, gettin all red cuz the cheese is stretching too much on my sandwich

[Mucus @PashKnee]

It kind of hurt my feelings when you cut me in the McDonald’s drive thru line

[Mucus @PashKnee]

A track will be so good then boom hobo Johnson verse

[Mucus @PashKnee]

There’s nothing in this bitch besides French magazines

[Mucus @PashKnee]

Says the one not covered in cream

[🚨 marco 🚨 @eater_large]

camp fun as hell

[Mucus @PashKnee]

Egan in fact, does not know what paddington is

[Mucus @PashKnee]

It did in fact, happen again

[Mucus @PashKnee]

Nights since I’ve peed the bed: 1

[Captain Miles @Socrates_98]

abbey lee miller is in the right majority of the time

[Mucus @PashKnee]

Your kids are being naughty children and they are not playing fun

[Mucus @PashKnee]

It did in fact, happen again

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

correcting someone when they misgender you is so hard bc then they take like 5 minutes to apologize and explain how they didn’t know and how they weren’t thinking, and it’s just so excruciating. lol like you could just correct yourself and move on