Pashmi Mehta

Environmentalist, feminist, hair icon

[Pashmi Mehta @PashhSpice]

Me, every time someone says global warming isn't real

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I hope professor x and magneto have sex in the new x men

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

it's a fabulous time to be alive if you love:
- verification codes
- verifying your email
- yelling "REAL PERSON" into a phone at a robot
- reading nightmarish news all day every day
- hot

[Pashmi Mehta @PashhSpice]

@xohanniiee Messaged you!

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@senterpa_32 Messaged you!

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@w2evmin Messaged you!

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

being a woman (the gender) is awesome

being a woman (the political class) is less so

[mariana @pastapilled]

I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a tweet or a close friends story

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@laneybedumb Messaged you!

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@_candy79 Messaged you!

[Mooseface @MurchescoBucket]

We NEED to start emphasizing to young people that conforming will feel easy and grant you privileges.

When their lives improve because of it they think they revealed their true selves and everyone else can see, when really they just discovered the rules to the oldest game ever

[Bone Thug Black American ✊🏽 @j0vintage]

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

[m @bigllittlelies]

“i have a problem with rich people having a side hustle” shes literally so important to the culture

[Pashmi Mehta @PashhSpice]

@mattyandsteak Hi 🤗 are you still selling?

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@especiallyem Hi! 🤗 Are you still selling a ticket?

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@romanb_austen Also straight older couples are always so miserable like there’s a whole trope about it

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@mehaashahh AS A MEAL

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

[Pashmi Mehta @PashhSpice]

I think it would be really fun if the fall of oligarchical America started with swifties

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@mehaashahh Yes. It’s a game for children lol

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@mehaashahh No one has ever had fun without you there ever