PashtoScoop Humor

rants, rats and rabbits | curated + original pashto memes

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Kala che kor ke tolo na kashar mashoom wraneyy ukii:

Parents:

[grrr @muneebgawri]

When dad says "dekhwa rasha bachiya" instead of "da khar zweya ta lag rasha dekhwa"

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Every. Single. Time.

@pashtoscoop

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kabhi akele mein aao gupshup marega ;)

[Yah.mean @Shitty_advisor]

My friend: My driver said “alaka dalta rasha mucha darkam “! Do you know what it means ?

Me:

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When your Urdu-speaking friends say they can speak Pashto, "Walaka, diltarasha khoche"

[Yah.mean @Shitty_advisor]

Za:*pa khpal soch ki wrak*

Zama plaar: Alaka ashiq saway khu nah ye ?

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@PashtoSarcasm @ContextPakhtun Sure, we can take jokes. Not a problem. :) But for the record, we were not aware of a similar piece posted on Twitter until you brought this up.

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Pashtun girl posting: "me and who"

Her cousin back home:

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"Shafiqa warsha mara da bang pakhpala uwaya, Da mula awal zan kha dak ki bya rusta bang wayi"

[Jawad @jawadafghan]

Asli legend kho hagha de kam che poora tarawooh ki sirf da mithaye dapara khatam pa wraz rashii

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*rich dudes around the world getting divorced*

javed afridi:

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make them go oh oh oh

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To all the single zalmi and peghley out there, stop whining. Because your mum got you covered!

#pashtomemes #pashtohumor #valentinesday

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Another mysterious monolith appears in South Waziristan. Alien invasion?

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me on someone me on my
else's birthday own birthday

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You know the moves are gonna be lit 🔥 when they're playing Rahim Shah

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"Da Afridi qulpi"

https://t.co/79CjHBu3bW

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Only true Lala fans will get this❤

https://t.co/79CjHBu3bW