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S.I.M.P Squirrels In My Pants

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@JDVance Have you considered retirement

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@chiproytx bro what the hell? You are so weak.

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@JoeSasala @VladTheInflator @Crypto_Krill @SDLsaylor This is sarcasm, right? Because you just threw out a number and expected it to stick 😂

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Yeah, she's allowed to be mad about this one ngl.

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@JDVance Do something useful with your life you absolute idiot

[SKZG @hicbiridegil]

Hazırızzzz

[alyssa @alyssaacorrine]

“It’s an honor to pway in fwont of the pwesident”

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you. You are unbelievable. Fuck you, you stupid ugly fuck face

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

You idiots voted for lower egg prices and you're getting the "Gulf of America."

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@moepro @nickjonas Idiot

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[Loky @lokymann]

Look what that money make a bitch do

[❤️ @PassTheSizzurp]

@JohnFetterman You soulless piece of shit I hope hell is real so you can burn for eternity

[Ope! McTavish @Spoon_town]

That's crazy. What was he doing in Lebanon?

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

I bet this shit goes so hard if you’re stupid

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person.

Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.