hailey

hi 🏳️‍🌈💕🦖🦕🍭🐡🍉✨🌈

[hailey @PastaPrimcess]

in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

[ᅠ ᅠ @greenvibe]

cute

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

sucks about my lack of bioluminescence

[𐙚 @ijanedoll]

now i get why my grandma got up early to have a lil coffee by herself girl me too

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[mia @httpsosweet]

lately i've been really tired but also really in love

[mia @httpsosweet]

me loving you this July

[ash @dreamershoteI]

i wish it was socially acceptable to dm someone Hey why did you and your partner break up

[soli @solisolsoli]

The fabulous work of Landis Blair

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

this the weather you take a bad bitch like me to get ice cream in

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

manifesting i see a bunny tomorrow

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

going on an evil walk

[rosie @rosieroot]

yes he listens to clairo and drinks matcha

[Chris @citehchris]

you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough