FSM

I'm the Flying Spaghetti monster and I'm writing the Pastafarian Bible... One tweet at a time.

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With faith in the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, all things are pasta-bowl.

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Come, Holy Sauce, Creator Blest, and in our pasta, give us thy rest

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All praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for truly his Noodly Appendages have touched us all.

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Thou art the Creator of Goodness, and of Sustenance. I thank the Pasta, and the Sauce, and the Meatballs, for they provide me all my needs.

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But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.

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Give us this day our garlic bread, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation,

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Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan.

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Blessed are they who are persecuted In the name Of Spaghetti, for theirs is the Pirate Ship of heaven.

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To truly cleanse thyself of sin, thou must be baptized in a bath of meatsauce. Until then, the Anti-Pastas curse will be with you.

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Trust in thy meatbally goodness and forever be rewarded with strippers and beer in heaven. R'amen.

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Accept Thy Noodly Magnificence into your heart, into your soul, and ye shall forever be free. R'Amen.