Keith Myer ™

A serious person disguised as a cartoon character.
@pastakeith everywhere.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@R_Denhollander @JJ_Denhollander A pickle smoothie for Jacob and a hummus smoothie for you.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@jeretics Page 2075, lines 42+.
Love this.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

I just read the resolution again.
It’s excellent.

[Luke Holmes @lukeholmes]

I was glad to see the SBC Resolutions Committee brought out "On Finishing Well." I've lived long enough to see many gifted and talented men fall out of ministry in sin and shame. My goal in writing was show thankfulness for those who show us how to stay faithful to the end.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@SandraPeoples Persistent application of effort.
Faithful articulation of vision.
Devotion to the vulnerable.

You’re seeing the fruit from a tree you’ve tended for a long time. I’m thankful for you.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

Do you have a meaningful plan in place to protect the vulnerable in your church?

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

Amidst all of the name-calling, shaming, and drama-mongering in the SBC there is a neglected fact:

Many churches have no meaningful plan to protect their children and vulnerable adults from sexual abuse.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@MattCapps https://t.co/IAMzvVgnSe

Phil Keaggy set the poem to music.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@TolbertOBU @lukeholmes @DGrantGaines I would look at https://t.co/xQLZ1VapE8 - most of the convention rules are in the constitution, and the standing rules are probably in the daily bulletin / annual

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@lukeholmes Was this “we would like to see the footnote”? This was also a Sanchez moment

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@BaptistBlogger AI houses are free!

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

My message from my Father's memorial service on May 16th, 2026. https://t.co/EiSCAUcvCm

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

My message from my father-in-law's memorial service, 05-18-26.
https://t.co/HSxnP5zoDe

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

Denial isn’t just “this didn't happen.” It's also “you might sleep better if you forgot this happened.” Like a magic trick where the magician makes your card vanish, and you smile, but can’t remember what your card was.

He shows a card. “Is this yours?” And you remember.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

Grieving with hope is a blessing, and yet it is still grief.

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

I have a vivid memory of Nancy doing her @BethMooreLPM impression and saying, “sometimes you eat the seed because you need it now, and sometimes you plant the seed so you’ll have more later.”

In these past weeks I am so thankful for all the people who’ve faithfully sowed seed +

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

I’ve been digging them all up.

Thankful for my brothers and sisters who have taught me the word. God’s word has been my light house.

So many people have thrown me ropes. +

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

Rubber band
Wristband
Headband
Armband
Waistband
Sweatband
Marching band
Wedding band
Rock band

[Aaron P. Swain @aaronpswain]

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:

Counting Crows
Drew Holcolmb & The Neighbors
Ben Rector
Edwin McCain
Caedmon's Call
John Mayer
Our Lady Peace
The Get Up Kids
The Juliana Theory
Dashboard Confessional

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@warne

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@warne Can you please define this updog

[Keith Myer ™ @Pastakeith]

@warne @JeremyMVisser and the 1812 overture