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You wish I was your pound cake. IG: pastaprincess_

[pasta @Pastaprincesss]

Mood

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when i’m in a relationship I convince myself I like sleeping next to someone else when u know what? I do not! sleeping alone is top tier! sleeping spread out like a starfish? that’s true happiness!!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

idk if i’m fighting demons or if i’m the demon

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think i’m just gonna date an old old man bc i’m fuckin sleepy and I don’t wanna do any more activities like we can eat dinner at 4:30 and be in bed by 9 babe I’m ready

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[The Big Ajay @StopIt_Ajay]

Having a kid and having to take them everywhere with you sounds absolutely terrible.

[pasta @Pastaprincesss]

Dating again is so wack god if you can hear me pls help

[pasta @Pastaprincesss]

I’m gonna say it cuz i feel like it needs to be said. I go crazy for a man in coveralls!!!!!

[abby govindan @abbygov]

when you swipe left on a guy and Bumble says “you’ve missed a potential match!” like yeah I know I did that on purpose

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I do not like FaceTime unless we best friends or I’m in love with you

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

Soooo much love to the man I’ve matched with 5 times across 4 apps and 3 years — Love seeing you out there pal. My brother in arms. Ships passing in the night.