Pastaroon

If you look beyond my looks and personality and maybe looks I'm a 10/10

[llizukki @lanauwuuuu]

#enderman

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How it feels when my grandma tells me not to point a gun at her with the safety off

[Pastaroon @Pastaroon_]

Men: yeah thats pretty cool
Women: yeah thats pretty cool
Nonbinary people: yeah thats pretty cool
Binary people: 01001011 01001001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 01010011 01000101 01001100 01000110 👾👾👾💾💾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾🖥🖥🖱💾💾❌️❌️

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Thanks man

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This is so funny man youre a legend

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This is so funny man youre a legend

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The amalgation of rats pretending to be my therapist in a trench coat: It'll be okay after all youre the big cheese

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@AirwreckAntonio @ManMilk2 Not for long

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"Yeah uhhh... I'd like a water please, extra wet"

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"Oh boy I wish I had something to put in between my two beloved bread buns"

The humble sausage:

[Pastaroon @Pastaroon_]

The amalgation of rats pretending to be my therapist in a trench coat: It'll be okay after all youre the big cheese

[Pastaroon @Pastaroon_]

@plourples @xX_phlox_360

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@mistercrotch Is that talking bens blood or yours

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@FANG1529737

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Me when the homeless guy asks for a dollar

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@GreenTextRepost @FaIcomaster3000 If you guys want more banger tweets like these follow me ‼️‼️‼️

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@ImTonkwii @imliyrwltadby Bro you are not getting the sauce 😭

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"Yeah I'm a serial killer how'd you know?"

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A horse walks into a stable: "wait this isnt a bar"

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Whats the difference between a US flag ane pride flag? Idk imnb blindaoqh

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@r3d_real @mike27356894 @EverythingOOC I will have to balance the universe out by breaking a puppy's spine sorry :(

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@RespectfulMemes I read this horribly wrong and thought this was an incest post