Jon Livengood

Pastor, fast-food specialist, husband of one, father of two, learner of Spanish, eater of pastry.

[Jon Livengood @PastorDadBod]

The Chicago Bears have leaked their 10-year plan. Guess which phase we’re in.

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Me: Can my wife and I consolidate our payment plans?
@ProMedicaHealth: No, because you are separate individuals.
Me: Ok, can my wife apply for financial aid based on her income only?
@ProMedicaHealth: No, because you aren’t separate individuals.

[Jon Livengood @PastorDadBod]

Today, the University of Kentucky lost out on a men’s basketball coach because @chipgaines is good at Twitter (or X, whatever). What a time to be alive.

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@jgils Now that I know this, I’m going to sit unnecessarily close to you on Monday.

[Mid-Michigan NOW @midmichigannow]

Amazing scene unfolding in Flint, Twp, Michigan. Genesee County Sheriff Chris Swanson has joined protesters in a peaceful march. Read More: https://t.co/4ioyUnymNv @MichStatePolice @GovWhitmer

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For anyone dogging Pippin for having a hurt back in game 6, he finished the game with a +/- of +16. That way more than anyone else on the floor. #lastdance

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I came veeerrrry close to trying to take a screenshot of the cracks in my screen. 🤦‍♂️

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My 7-Year-Old: I wonder what I'll look like when I'm a grown-up.
Wife: Maybe you'll look like Daddy.
7-Year-Old: HA! ......no, thank you.
#parenthood

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Watching the Disney Singalong, and if they don't release the Beauty and the Beast duet with John Legend and Jennifer Hudson, I'm going to set things on fire. #DisneyFamilySingalong

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Me: Thank you for helping me with the dandelions today. You were great!
Rozzie: You’re welcome.....don’t forget the money.

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There needs to be a "sound-proof" setting on the microwave, because what happens between us after midnight is nobody else's business. #secretsnack

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As quarantine snacks take a toll on my body, I rest on this hope.

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@CalebBechtold

[Flint Firebirds @FlintFirebirds]

With the 16th overall pick in the first round of the 2020 #OHLDraft, we have selected Michigan-born forward Gavin Hayes from @CompuwareHockey (@HPHL_Hockey). Welcome to Flint, Gavin! #ThisIsFlint

🗞️ Details: https://t.co/Jt059IZc65
📰 Media Release: https://t.co/PJK2CrHaAU

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Fat Tuesday: the day it’s socially acceptable to eat as badly as I do every other day. #FatTuesday #FatOnTuesday

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Culver’s is getting into uncharted custard territory...... #culvers #flavoroftheday

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@GaryCuzz @SiriusXMFantasy @Fantasy_Guru @FG_Dolan @TomBrolley @TFFAFantasy @Meg_mcuzz Glorious

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@Thisiskatcar I think it’s a requirement once you turn 30

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Current Fitness Level: walking around the house to reach my step goal....and eating a handful of peanuts and candy corn every time I walk past the bowl. #LivingMyBestLife