Pastor Frank

2023 Champion of Lutheran Twitter

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Gonna post this image in every infant baptism thread.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

“No one is illegal on stolen land,” I say defiantly as I relocate the robber to your 8 and take your wheat.

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Evergreen tweet

[Athanasius Lutheran Vandross @a_concordia]

It's evident by the comments today that people truly don't care about the rule of law, rights or correct law enforcement. It's all about vibes and "my team is always right"

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Me: Mom, can we buy Greenland?

Mom: we already have Greenland at home.

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Lies travel around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

If you read scripture carefully, you'll notice Jesus never says anything about securities fraud

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Mine

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

Elon Musk has just granted you the ability to permanently remove one account from X. Who are you removing?

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

@ltgiv

[greg @greg16676935420]

Drove by my local Chick fil A today and there wasn’t a single car in the parking lot

I’m starting to think they may be committing some sort of fraud in there

[greg @greg16676935420]

When you’re wrapping Christmas presents and the scissors start to glide

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

@SonnyBunch They're both better than Suckerpunch

[G. K. Chesterton @GKCdaily]

One of the queerest things about our own topsy-turvy time is that we all hear such a vast amount about Christmas just before it comes, and suddenly hear nothing at all about it afterwards.

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

I would charge my phone before I posted a screenshot

[Dwight Howard @DwightHoward]

I’m bored so I asked chat gpt give me the top 10 nba players of all time 😳 what would yall change ?

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

God can raise from these stones "heritage Americans"

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

I can't imagine - doing everything you can to give your kids a good life. And then some drug dealer poisons them, body and soul.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Still the best parody of 'A Christmas Carol'

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Precisely the wrong direction. https://t.co/QA9KfZ53sh

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump says he is considering ending federal taxes on gambling winnings.

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

Gambling should be illegal. All the way down.

[Paul Novosad @paulnovosad]

Ordinary people can't compete when companies have teams of psychologists trying to hack into their gray matter.

This business is too dangerous to be run by the private sector.

[Pastor Frank @PastorFrank_KC]

https://t.co/Oqx7JLTeF3