Pastorbating

Hands on Theology - Better Together - When You Can't Insermonate: A place to release your inappropriate material you never could from behind a pulpit.

[Pastorbating @Pastorbate]

@glennbeck You’re hypocrisy is literally laughable. 🤣

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This is a decent a read and we could say more.

[RELEVANT @RELEVANT]

The Church’s sex talk needs some new talking points.
https://t.co/jkKmXoKUN7

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@DefendTheSheep So awful

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“Is it #jailbait but about pastors or like #masturbate?”

#pastorbate #pastorbait #morequestions #moreconfusingthatthought #wheredopastorscomefrom

#pastors #pastor #christianhumor #notyourbaptistsunclestwitter #takingsuggestions

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They meant this for a hand….not sure they’re nailing the whole #WomenEmpowerement #girlpower thing.

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Came across this gem. Of course, it was written by a man because only a man can tell girls what their problems are.
#christian #girls #church

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https://t.co/kSNIAzn21M

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Cop should be wearing a mask and God needs some sun.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
https://t.co/kuX8f2xGk5

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Would have made footwashing difficult. And, when Jesus disrobed, it would have been a bit more awkward.
#COVID19 #coronavirus #LastSupper #zoom #wheresjudas

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Hope your #quarantine isn’t this boring. Guess there are worst uses for these. Hang in there and stay healthy! #COVID19 #coronavirus #veggietales #bible #ifyouknowwhatimean

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David has some skillz
#celebdavid #sickchord #biblejam #whatdidyourharpdotoday

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If the Lord’s Supper happened now.
#coronavirus #COVID19 #communion #church #zoom