Big Kim Woof-Woof

Bi(-sexual & -polar. Yay...) Any pronouns will do. DVD Collector. Philosophy Graduate. Likes: Discworld; @TheTigerLillies; UK comedy; Dr Who; & Warhammer (AoS).

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Find me elsewhere: pastrysaint on Threads, pastrysaint on Bsky, pastrysaint on Instagram. I've made it easy for you.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

J. M.  Barrie, the author of Peter Pan, could write with both his hands. He believed his left side was ‘darker and more sinister’.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

James Corden always reminds me of a badly-poached egg that I was served back in 2007.
#JamesCorden

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Bit of a hot day here today.
BURN IT ALL AWAY!!
https://t.co/saduVsVuoO
@TheTigerLillies
#Arson

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

It's Friday night!
You know what that means? Yeah. Dinner from the local chip shop!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Lewis Carroll was the pen name of Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. He Latinised his first and second names and then Anglicised the Latinised versions: Lutwidge = Ludovic = Louis = Lewis, and Charles = Carolus = Carroll.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

What would I say if I met a younger version of myself?
"Brace yourself, this is going to be quite the ride!"

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Many happy returns to Alex! One of my all-time favourite Masters, and that's not a compliment that I dish out lightly.

[Big Finish Insider @bigfinish]

Wishing Alex Macqueen a masterful birthday! https://t.co/InHqrstpwB

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Many happy returns indeed! Billy was my introduction to stand-up comedy, thanks to a cassette that my dad used to play if my mum wasn't around...

[BritishComedySociety @BritComSociety]

Happy birthday to the Big Yin himself, comedy icon Billy Connolly, born on 24th November 1942. https://t.co/KvISiG2cbb

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

I don't have many sexual fantasies left these days (let's face it, I've lived a lot of 'em...)
But I do have a few non-sexual fantasies left.
Chief among them is sharing a Sunday carvery lunch with Greg Davies.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

I've been steadfast in my faith regarding the future of #DoctorWho, through the whole Disney Plus thing...
... but this makes me wonder if they're starting to take the piss.

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Give the gift of time this Christmas! ⌚️✨

Step into the world of timey-wimey adventures with #DoctorWho and the Casio A159 with a limited-edition Doctor Who Christmas gift box and free TARDIS pin badge. Read more on the Doctor Who website: https://t.co/cmyDtLyT2E

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

They really need to bring back Azazel for AoS. He's a great character, and has personal beef with Sigmar. A new model could be amazing, too.... imagine something on the scale of Be'lakor! Make it happen, @Warhammer.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

@EricIdle @Bohmpresents I was there, back in 2007! It was one of those sweltering hot Perth nights, I seem to recall.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Visited the wonderful @PerthZoo today. Go to go up in a tower and hand-feed a giraffe! That was special.

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

I just watched the first episode of #JuniorTaskmaster.
Never before has the word 'precocious' seemed so ripe for deployment.
But the kids are kinda sweet. I'll be watching...

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

If you'll pardon me for going all Threads on your arse... here's the hill I'm willing to die on: 'The Meaning of Life' isn't just the best Monty Python movie, it's the best comedy movie of all time!
#MontyPython

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

I just chipped in my pocket money for this. I encourage you, no matter if you think it's a shoe or a sandal, to do the same!

[Terry Jones @PythonJones]

Who is going to help get us past £100,000? Do it and rejoice in smug satisfaction that you were the one! Go on… you know you want to… just one little donation… https://t.co/1Gj8zhC4Bb #terryjones #montypython #colwynbay #mrcreosote

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

Finally got around to making that bruschetta that I was fancying a few days ago. It turned out scrummy!

[Big Kim Woof-Woof @PastrySaint]

About fourteen years ago I met @alandaviescomic and told him how much I love 'Jonathan Creek'.
All these modern murder-mystery shows are nought but pallid wannabes.
#JC4TheWin!

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

One day there'll only be two people left on this site, it'll make more sense for them to just use WhatsApp, they'll fall in love, and this whole thing will have been a 15-year setup to a romcom.