Matt Ford

Because Tim Bice loves me, he made me change my bio.

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@BarnabasPiper Tattooed pastor and Christian school Bible teacher here…

Yep. This was a frequent topic of interest to students and parents. Thankfully, everyone played nice. 😉

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@ohmydepravity I spent 10 years teaching American literature in public high school. I did the *very* *same* *thing* to my students.

20 years later and I’m now a reformed (Calvinist) church planter with a happy debt to the Puritans. The Lord’s mercy and grace.

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@EdKrassen POTUS: Tom Hanks
VP: Dwayne Johnson

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@GunnerMcGrath @_nomadic_soul She and I both find ourselves satisfied, safe, and thankful for our sexual relationship. We want our children (2 girls, 1 boy) to have marriages in which—as much as possible—they’d have exciting, safe, pleasurable sex with their spouses.

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@GunnerMcGrath @_nomadic_soul I appreciate such conversations held in good faith, charity, and curiosity. BTW: my wife and I consider ourselves complimentarians; I am the leader; she is powerful and I can’t recall a “leadership” move I’ve made without her consent or encouragement;

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@jamie_fuzzles @Nedsfeed @jk_rowling You best cheque yo self before you wreque yo self!

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@ZacharyCWagner

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@Katemontague_ Do you Matt? Matt who can’t manage to get a root canal?

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@brandymford @Raiders Dear Sister-from-another-mister: why don't you get with the program and FREAKIN AGE LIKE THE REST OF US?!?!

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@cwall1 @RealGDT https://t.co/sZ1XfwfAZ7

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@Katemontague_ 🤔😳😳😳

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

21st century Dante's Inferno would have this ring: you're running late, standing in a LONG gas station line to pay for gas; each person in front of you plans to buy 30+ scratch-offs, but they're waiting to get to the counter to decide which ones.

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@Katemontague_ Do you have *any* idea how admired, respected, and loved you are in your church? I bet you don't and I hope you will. 🙌🙌🙌

[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@BethMooreLPM @BigOneNoOnions @lorewilbert If only your name were *Roger* Rector, I could rightly reply, “Roger, Roger.” When you’re traveling to the church, I could text you and ask, “What’s your vector, vicar?”

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@howertonjosh @BarryLCameron Dang! Now I can’t quote Luther due to his raging anti-Semitism—which I obviously can’t ignore nor endorse.
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[Matt Ford @PastureMattFord]

@Katemontague_

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