pat0shi

nothing to see here, move along.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Welcome back Diamond Hands, how was the moon ?

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

@banteg Theres also 2Ship2Harkinian for Majoras Mask by same team as SOH

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

@transcended @gauthamzzz uh..

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

@cobie @danrobinson @tarunchitra Hell yeah. Did not understand a single thing they were talking about but i made it.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Good news, everyone

The European Parliament has decided that the government, and large tech companies, are responsible for baby sitting YOUR children.

They have voted to work on legislation which makes social media platforms such as TikTok, X, and Meta (Facebook, Instagram, etc) liable for individuals under the age of 16 to be on their platforms. Hence, they must (in some capacity) perform age verification.

This is great news. I'm sure many of you are excited to present your official government identification to people like Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, or whoever the fuck owns TikTok (Larry Ellison, the Chinese government, I don't know anymore).

The government and large tech companies know what's best for you and your family. Not you.

[Pavel Durov @durov]

🇪🇺 Telegram sent this message to all its users in France regarding Chat Control. People must know the names of those who try to steal their freedoms:

Today, the European Union nearly banned your right to privacy. It was set to vote on a law that would force apps to scan every private message, turning everyone’s phone into a spying tool.

France led the push for this authoritarian law. Both former and current Interior Ministers, Bruno Retailleau and Laurent Nuñez, supported it. Last March, they declared that police should see French citizens’ private messages. The Republicans and Macron’s Renaissance group voted for it.

Such measures are supposed to “fight crime”, but their real target is regular people. It wouldn’t stop criminals — they could just use VPNs or special websites to hide. Officials’ and police messages wouldn’t be scanned either, since the law conveniently exempts them from surveillance. Only YOU — ordinary citizens — would face the danger of your private messages and photos being compromised.

Today, we defended privacy: Germany’s sudden stand saved our rights. But freedoms are still threatened. While French leaders push for total access to private messages, the basic rights of French people — and all Europeans — remain in danger.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Political skew index of Wikipedia userboxes. I see a trend.

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

@ProtonVPN How does one even use/access a VPN without an existing internet connection

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

broo😭

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[Straya Cowboy🐂🀄️ @CryptoCowboy_AU]

Meet Valentin Lopez the worlds most heartless scammer who drained $32,000 that was going to be used for a cancer patient's treatment

His days are now running out. He is an Argentine immigrant livining in Miami. He has just been reported to ICE.

1. @rastalandTV (pumpfun stage 4 cancer streamer) downloaded a steam game and was drained for $32,000 by some malicious malware
2. @ZssBecker donates $30,000 to him while people reverse engineer tracing it back to Valentin Lopez. Tik Tok name : “ getrradyWWW “

This pig deserves to rot in prison. It’s one thing to scam, but it’s another to do it to someone who has stage 4 cancer

Stay strong @rastalandTV. You got this king

[Zephyr @zephyr_z9]

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey
> 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive
> “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus
> can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA
> Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover
> OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free
> our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month”
> users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit

> watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free
> enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight
> try to counter with Sora killer video model
> training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library
> PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity”
> quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies

> premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts
> 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits
> our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower”
> board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again”
> stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call
> our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Game Theory, How Evil Triumphs:

[Dyme @CryptoParadyme]

If you label everyone a nazi. Everyone becomes a fair target for violence.

[Rex @R89Capital]

That's exactly what they're going to do

[intern @intern]

crypto bros rn

[dart @poordart]

This guy died 3 days after this tweet

In retrospect, what if he was *not* crazy and did not kill himself?

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

@memenetic Here’s a list to block all of the accounts to improve your timeline:

https://t.co/4ZcXecs8x5

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

Then bitcoin isn’t fungible

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

The Bank of Internal Settlements (BIS) wants to start marking bitcoins.

The central bank of central banks is essentially proposing to create a grading system from 0 to 100 for each satoshi, based on transaction history.

If the score is low, companies and even users could refuse to accept that bitcoin, claiming it would be "tainted" by links to illicit activities.

If this were implemented globally, it could create a parallel market where "clean" bitcoins would have different values than "marked" bitcoins.

How about you grade deez nuts?

[pat0shi @pat0shi]

we’re so back

[Cobie @cobie]

#NewProfilePic