Two Mins Of Pat And Math

He’s Pat; she’s Math; we’re it. FOLLOW the pied pipers of rambling - two truth seekers in a world of lies. All clips on YT. Tiktok: @PatAndMath. Website soon!

[Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath]

WEEKEND POLL

Apparently there is no one to pick our fruit! Honestly, who knew?

But that won’t get Sean and Kathryn the strawberries they crave. Which Great British icons should pick up the slack? VOTE AND RETWEET - crops are rotting!

#fruit #Brexit #eu #BrexitShambles

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

Please watch and share across the world.

[lindsay park @LindparkRp]

@nw_nicholas Oh know will that effect his guitar and singing career. What a blow.

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Tbf on people who think my characters are real... Michael is real.

[Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath]

@RosieisaHolt @KristiansBrain No shock really. You’re the Alf Garnett of Express readers.

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

When what the police should in fact be doing is stopping the Gray investigation on the basis that it potentially compromises a police investigation.

[Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath]

@KathMathComedy Good luck maintaining your winning streak!

[Kathryn Mather @KathMathComedy]

Speak for yourself!

HAHAHA I HATE MYSELF

[EU Flag Mafia 3.5% 🇺🇦 @EUflagmafia]

This hasagedreally badly.not one single promise made has been met.
#BrexitDisaster

[Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath]

Cuh. #Brexit, eh? Deal? No deal? Even an #Australia type deal (aka #NoDealBrexit) - you might as well ask, “how long is a piece of string?”

So we did. Watch it here. Or here https://t.co/vLuebV8JXK . Or both. Who knows anymore? Just retweet it, yeah? CHEERS. #2MOPAM #string #FF

[Kathryn Mather @KathMathComedy]

Googling about Winnie the Pooh entering the public domain in the US and Jesus Christ guys

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

Right then: time to neglect that Christmas dog.

[Kathryn Mather @KathMathComedy]

Jealous of people who have so much storage space that they don't know where gifts are hidden

[Two Mins Of Pat And Math @PatAndMath]

@JoshPughComic Start smelling like an ACTUAL lynx

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!