PatBensonAuthor

Author of 'The Summer With Ludmila'

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#TheSummerWithLudmila 'They say romance can never happen if you don't believe the person of your dream exists even if 99% of your daily life suggests otherwise.' https://t.co/tpowYYIWif

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Still waiting for Godot #MyBiggestFlawIn4Words

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I believe the press #MyBiggestFlawIn4Words

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Can’t give up alcohol #MyBiggestFlawIn4Words

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Life’s an itch #1WordRuinASaying

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Get to work! #WhatToDoWhenTheBossWalksIn

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Look pleased to see him #WhatToDoWhenTheBossWalksIn

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Forget life’s woes #AlcoholIn3Words

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How about a game of Doctors & Nurses? #PredictiveTextPickUpLines

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Fancy sharing a strand of spaghetti? #PredictiveTextPickUpLines

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Actress Dame June Whitfield, known for her roles in sitcoms Terry and June and Absolutely Fabulous, has died aged 93 https://t.co/pU2db41Sro

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No French kissing for the first ten seconds #MillennialDatingRules

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Don’t put the naughty pics on Instagram #MillennialDatingRules

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Is yours bigger than mine (Smartphone that is?) #MillennialDatingRules

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Not to get my school clothes dirty #NewYearsResolutionsForKids

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What happened last night #ThingsIForgetAlmostInstantly

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My obligations #ThingsIForgetAlmostInstantly

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Elvis Perestroika #MakeAPopstarRussian

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#MyNewYearsEveWillBe boring

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Their names #ThingsIForgetAlmostInstantly

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The money I owe you #ThingsIForgetAlmostInstantly