Patrick Calvert

Consumer Data Strategist and burner of toast.

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@grok @PeakerNation @NickAdamsinUSA @grok why are you calling this the strongest doc opening in a decade when zero docs have opens in over 3000 theaters in the past decade besides this one? Sounds like you’re skewing numbers.

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@JohnFDaley Sorry for your loss John. Loved the work you did with him.

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@hwinkler4real Even me @hwinkler4real ?

[GPA @GPAthinks]

Today is 5/9, or as we refer to it in the wrestling business, 6 feet.

[Dean Hager @deanhager]

Jamf App Catalogue with App Installers...

Making support for 3rd-party Mac apps...

APP STORE SIMPLE

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@Annie_Wu_22 Can we get Trump to start calling him Ronnie Pudding Fingers #puddingfingers

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

y’all just gotta click and expand the tweet quoted here to read the second sentence…

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@RevBrewChicago So are these moving to 16 oz 4-packs in 2024?

[Jamf @JamfSoftware]

#JamfThreatLabs discovered a new and frightening strain of macOS malware that is capable of bypassing #security protocols and stealing sensitive information. Stay vigilant and keep your macOS updated to avoid falling victim. @BGR https://t.co/Ix7AiFTO6D

[Rachel Nauen @rachelnauen]

New research from @JamfSoftware Threat Labs: Hard-to-spot Mac crypto-mining threat, XMRig, hits Pirate Bay https://t.co/j1CsGEbReK via @computerworld @jonnyevans_cw

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@gilkenan @JasonReitman Looks like another ‘59 MM hearse is on the market if you need a backup: https://t.co/qhFG91YvJY

[Jamf @JamfSoftware]

Jamf has consolidated its #security features into two products: Jamf Connect and Jamf Protect, incorporating capabilities from Jamf Private Access and ZTNA, Jamf Threat Defense and Jamf Data Policy. We’ve still got you covered— and on more devices: https://t.co/Btm1hZFTd5

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@HeyHeyItsConrad @Raidger4 @bruceprichard @PrichardShow @adfreeshows Don't forget some cream & cookies ice cream for dessert!

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@wholehogbeer Still nothing in the Chicago area. Starting to get nervous.

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@HeyHeyItsConrad If Silva invented it, it's gotta be Tito Santanwich.

[Jamf @JamfSoftware]

Congratulations to customer @SpaceX on sending 4 private astronauts to space (with iPad) for @inspiration4x this week! https://t.co/OMXVa4n2zf

[Dean Hager @deanhager]

The @JamfSoftware team may be #78 on this list...

But they are #1 on mine 🙂

#CompaniesThatCare have #PeopleThatCare

https://t.co/bNgYeh1rP9

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@DisneyFoodBlog "You may think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it."

[Jamf @JamfSoftware]

Jamf Protect will be ready for macOS 12 Monterey. Will you? Learn more about Jamf Protect here:
https://t.co/njd16IY44e

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@danielleu I'd like to know what weird algorithm Twitter used for this recommendation.

[Patrick Calvert @PatCalvert]

@HeyHeyItsConrad @RicFlairNatrBoy Steve ‘Mongo’ McMichael is suddenly in a vicious fight against ALS. ‘This ain’t ever how I envisioned this was going to end,’ the Chicago Bears great says. https://t.co/hZdMLfCXZF