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I like calling into radio stations I’m currently living with my best friend Clive Sutcliffe.

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@rickedwards1 @StaceyDooley @emmagannon I saw Dan last night in a restaurant.

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@verymetalshutup Me and Clive. Bye bum head

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@emmerdale Are they bumming?

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@CheekyBudgie I can’t stop watching

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Sutcliffe! The Musical (Brass Eye)

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@gavinworby Your poor bottom

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@barrymanilow If I give you a Blozzer in Birmingham, would you let me and mum come in for free? Bye

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@MrNishKumar @CraigShitpeas @British_Airways I agree. People don’t pay all that money to have their flight ruined. EasyJet would be better.

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@ferrifrump

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@GaryAPhilipson @BBCTees CONDOMS

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@Darren_Dutton I don’t know what’s worse the song or Leicester Services?

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@LooeKea @GregScottTV No but I am. Let’s have a go on yours shrimp dick.

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@EmdudsCo Lovely pic of you

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@VaunEarl Why isn’t there a paintbrush in his hand and paint in picture. Not a true selfie. Fake

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@Muggerharris With an added extra of nerve agent. Id buy that

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@JawnMurray @DailyMail Sounds like a rotten old twat. Good riddance

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Superb 🤣

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@lozthelez @northolt3103 @UberUK You get what you pay for

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@barrymanilow Mandy cos I’m gonna be off my face on it