Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️

Julliard-trained dermatologist

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

I am just like Lebron James. We are both tall men who pretend to read books.

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

fartiN at the gym

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

Kinda nuts how people who never work out are always getting massages.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

You can't really tell but it says "carpet"

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@salingergregor You guys can't do anything, huh?

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@Tittieboi4U I don't think that's true

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@joakial_ Huh. I wonder if anyone in Norway doesn't contribute or speak the language. I wonder what they would look like.

[Victim @sementard]

McDonald’s is straight up good for you

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@adrianspaige oh brother

[adrian 💋 @adrianspaige]

i’m allergic to bananas but i eat them every day #primalinstinct

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I've fucking had it with these caps with slogans on them. A cap should say Pepsi or Harley Davidson on it

[soylent spleen @beeofstagnancy]

drake has released three albums

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

little kids just run and yell "wheeeee!!"

[mint @mothmanbussy]

thinking about the kid at the aquarium who started going "orp orp orp" looking at the seals and the random girl nearby going "type shit"

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@VeryGreatMathew @Noblepariah888 The right thing:
"harassment," name-calling --> finger wagging
violence, assault, murder --> execution

[Neet @neet_sol]

There are 45 year olds being micro managed for 8 hours at work everyday

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@DiscussingFilm are we deadass

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

Nothing more pathetic and embarrassing than an adult explaining their neurodivergent peculiarities.

[Patrick 👳🏻‍♀️ @PatFoodCatFood]

@micah_erfan @JeremiahW2044 Arizona has 21% more republicans than democrats