Pat Grady

Constant complainer, junk food eater, I played lacrosse once, and I suck at making bios

[Pat Grady @PatGradyo]

I think the Sheriff of Nottingham in the Robin Hood movie is a more fair tax collector than the US Gov is today.

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Not a fan of the republican leaders putting the words “accused of” in front of what trump did like it’s up for debate...there’s a fucking transcript! Saying he’s “accused of..” is basically saying they don’t know how to read

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The conductors on my train are refusing to move until a man takes his bag off a seat....is this real? Is this really happening? What kind of monster is this guy!?!!!!

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I think that buffering time should count towards the advertisements allotted 30 seconds on youtube bc if they’re gonna crudely plop in an add, the least they could do is make sure it’s loaded before it fucking starts

[Pat Grady @PatGradyo]

Hey Hulu I don’t even want to watch an add, I sure as shit don’t want to “interact” with it

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Blink 182 releases a song “blame it on my youth” .....they’re like 50 years old and I think that ship has sailed

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Just saw an add to save the rhinos,,,,swear to god the rhino has gone extinct at least 10 times in my life,,,they gone or not? Either way I’d like to stop hearing about them

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I wonder if in the future we’re gonna tell our kids about the good ole days when shopping bags were plastic, had handles, and you could carry more than one at a time and not have to make 50 trips to the damn car

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Commuter rail wants to check tickets now prior to boarding,,,well I want some renovations and a refund every time you’re late

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Hey turbo tax, when I pay $120 for your crap software I expect there to be no fucking advertisements for quickbooks while I’m doing my return

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I think the mbta should adopt the policy that if the train is late, people get their money back, bc this is not Disney land, I’m not here for a fun ride, I just wanna go home

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The mbta has mastered the ability to charge people an outrageous amount of money for a service that makes you feel like you’re in the third world

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I think if a person is living with their parents they shouldn’t have to pay taxes....can’t fully support myself why should I have to support the government

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I like how with every Facebook challenge over the years someone thinks “this’ll be the time when people will care about the starving polar bear picture!” .....we still don’t

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I like when Facebook posts start with “most of you won’t respond to this but...” I appreciate the person knows I don’t give a shit about their cause but doesn’t quite appreciate it enough to stfu

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You know you’re a boring ass adult when you see an add for glasses that make looking at computer screens easier and think “yea I need those”

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I think I paid less annually for the DC Metro than I do now a single month on the Boston rail.....some bullshit right there

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Parents: I think the wall is a great idea
Me: Great you fucking pay for it, how about my tax dollars go to dental care or some shit that’s useful to me

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Is the government planning on paying me back my tax dollars for this time in which they aren’t working, cuz they sure as shit should

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What an absolute fucking joke the mbta is, train carts are goddamn lead boxes with no cell service, make a damn renovation more than once every 30 years maybe!