Worzel Gummidge

Let's have a nice cup o' tea an' a slice o' cake.

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@ACheryl80675 .....but your neighbour has some

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@jax3230430 Count yourself lucky. I found a canon under my first date's bed. I thought nothing of it at first.

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@RaminNasibov I'd definitely buy a new car from them if I had to sign with one of those pens. Probably two.

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@JustAMomNamedMM What about when it's raining on one side of the street, but not on the other? What then?

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@THINGEO Did you consider taking them to Toy Story 1 or 2?

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@Fatima_30e You know those times when you burst into the bathroom, and your friend is on the toilet? Those times could be avoided.

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@ojessie__ Well, it won't be for going out with Lewis Hamilton.

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@SpillTheMemes Why would you want to do that?

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@DannyNoonanGolf ....and when the bloke in the green tells his wife he was only trying to stop her from falling down.

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@Roxy6_ Oh! What an outstanding example of a Château Neuf Cup de Plastique. It's an upstanding and cheeky little number, isn't it? Full of self-confidence with an under-hint of lemon sorbet, straw and cattle droppings. Quite delightful, exquisite almost.

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@WholesomeMeme Hard-looking fucker, isn't it? Don't catch its eye, whatever you do.

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@rita_otis I usually add a fuck off, or a fuck that. But yeah.

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@WildPure_ 52

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@Irina_exh I'm sorry love, but you seem to have misunderstood me. I said your arse looks big in that dress.

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@stxrinsky "....but I'm going to make out I'm a vegan first"

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@luhhmepls "....and I've got a milkshake pond to show you!"

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@1Nicdar Especially if you have to inflate it by mouth.

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@SpillTheMemes Must make sure you season them rigorously beforehand.

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@messedupfoods "...and then someone brings out the dirty pans!"

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@Fun_Viral_Vids That's a total eclipse.