Patrick Kelley

Here for the lols. I eat systems for breakfast. Always learning. Always growing.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Get a job doing what you love and you'll have to work twice as hard for half as much money, because your boss will exploit your passion for profit, and drive you little by little to hate what you once loved.

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

@nycsouthpaw

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

gg well played Friday. Well played.

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

"They" don't want you to be concerned about climate change, but @djkhaled & I want you to be. Major 🔑/ Major 🔬

[FGC Bob Ross @FGC_Bob_Ross]

Never dismiss yourself as a player. Doing so is dismissing those you have beaten.

You're better than you think you are. We both know that.

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

@jwisser This is more my style personally. https://t.co/yRVBMBd97z

[Brandon Bird @Brandon_Bird]

Shia LaBeouf as every Doctor Who. The perfect gift for someone you don't like very much. https://t.co/CR6QQtkYRF

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

@ladywhimsy Once in a blue moon! Something has to really put me in a mood.

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

Woo!

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

Fucks sake it would have been faster to swim.

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

It is 11pm on a Thursday. Why for all that is holy is there bumper to bumper traffic? Is there some sort of plague that I am unaware of?

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

Death to cover letters!

[さやか @sayaka7saya]

昼寝してたら、雨が降ってきちゃった。。。

[Hax$ @ssbmhax]

got this gift in the mail from @WHISKEYTITS LMFAO

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

TOUCHDOWN! The crowd goes wild!

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

That flight was fulla babies. No joke, musta been like 30 babies. More babies than people. Babies on a plane feat. Sam L. Jackson.

[Patrick Kelley @PatKelle]

Goodbye Pittsburgh. It's been fun.

[MegaBits @megabitsapp]

Check out today's @PittsburghPG Magazine section! http://t.co/9pT4o2urJh #Gamedev #retrogaming http://t.co/XIfk5o6I5B

[MegaBits @megabitsapp]

Hmm. Seems like everyone needs a little convincing of how cool the new feature is. So, here's a #photo hint! #gamedev

[MegaBits @megabitsapp]

At @IndieCade, CEO @pcperini announced a new feature coming soon! For every 5 RT's, & we'll leak more info. 3…2…go! 😉 http://t.co/XIfk5nP7e3