PatMaween

when you're here, you're family

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Look at our chairs

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@__iggg You're from Brooklyn?

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@Jnich713 Yeah you can

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Anybody in Houston looking for a 1 bedroom home with a 2000sqft warehouse in the back? Can be used as a studio space, workshop, or mechanic shop. Located in the heights. $3300/month

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@SpeedSportLife I know where this is. It's literally hidden in plain sight

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Endless Bag Syndrome 💰💰💰

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Got diagnosed with EBS

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@Jnich713 Lmao

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Why tf did I spend $4 on a can of Sprite last night

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@DailyLoud UPDATE: I don't care

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Bout to sit in traffic for plucker's

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The toaster

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@chimichannga @jennnrobbins @thesleepingbear Try meth instead

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Whens the last time y'all been to the dentist?

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@Jnich713 Me too

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Every time I check my parents location they're at Golden Corral 😂

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@mattmanalo One of your best tweets

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Damn going to my parents house don't feel the same anymore without gma there