Pat McCaffrie

Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's #MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?! -

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Job Interviewer: "So Sydney, we love your CV, but tell us...how would you describe yourself in 3 words?

Sydney:

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I'd have thought the time for the media to scrutinise Pauline Hanson would've been every day since 1996...

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I am begging you Greg. Read another fucking book.

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If these tech-billionaires really want to live forever may I recommend an 8-ball PFAS enema?

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"Here at the AFR, we are sure Australia's billionaires only have our best interests at heart"

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The AFR is taking "saying the quiet part out loud" to new heights...

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Please come back Kyle all is forgiven...

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Yes. If you want Labor to worry about its budget, compare it to...Paul Keating

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The Oz going all in to defend hard-working aspirational Porsche-owning Aussie battlers

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I would also like to be "punished" with a giant house and a porsche

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Tony Abbott: Yes. Never mind mourning the tragic death of a child. What would really help everyone is my culture war bullshit.

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Just a suggestion. Maybe we try making the CEO's suffer for once?

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File this in "the neo-Nazi rally call was coming from inside the precinct" draw.

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Kitchen Cabinet Season 8: Pauline Hanson cooks fish and chips while Annabel Crabb goes for a "gotcha" moment by bringing Turkish delight

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Greg Sheridan thinks "Donald Trump's physical bravery is beyond question"? I got some Vietnam recruiters who might disagree...

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If Gina Rinehart has bought One Nation I sure hope she's kept the receipt...

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I'm seeing a lot more Dolmio tins than Dolmio grins. So either stop eating or start smiling people.

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Though while Credlin is booing on the inside, you are very much invited to boo her on the outside.

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Can't wait to get my hands on some of that "Coke-no-sugar-plus-8-grams-of-protein" I'm sure a marketing department's dreaming up

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Remind me Janet, did First Nations Australians get a vote on "welcoming" colonisation?

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So, rich people make rich kids? Wow. These think tank types are worth every penny...