the pope

believe in something even if rob Pham doesn’t believe in you

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lil romeo > lil bow wow

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@BDeiters35 No

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@KristenRCornett @Ty_Cook @KMOV Doubtful

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@KristenRCornett @KMOV Ms. Corbett I’m not a weather man but I’m 89% sure those are clouds.

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@ZylerTiebol I heard you had a bit in that but they cut your part

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I hate that new subway commercial with Charlie Puth but it doesn’t come close to any Carrollton Bank commercial on a scale of change the channel to cut my teeth with scissors.

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@WheelhouseSTL

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im dying at this tweet

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me: knock knock

guy: (opens door) can i help you?

me: just making sure no ones dead in there because your christmas lights are still up. have a good day!

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oh no, i forgot my @Sharpie again so i cant tag this bar bathroom tonight. oh well always next week. #graffiti

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⁦@OBClarkSTL⁩ never coming back.

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Kyle (twitter bot) please don’t ever comment on my posts again or you will catch this smoke.

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3 likes and I’ll tell the postmates delivery guy about my favorite band.

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@RachEmmett Lol

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I think I’m in the wrong subdivision.

[Grant Edward Zinn @grant_zinn]

@BeatinTheBookie The GOAT

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

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@carydwars I was in the same boat, glad to be out.

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@BDeiters35 Yeah, I’m like what the heck is going on? #NBABreakdown