I hate that new subway commercial with Charlie Puth but it doesn’t come close to any Carrollton Bank commercial on a scale of change the channel to cut my teeth with scissors.
me: knock knock
guy: (opens door) can i help you?
me: just making sure no ones dead in there because your christmas lights are still up. have a good day!
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!