Pat Myaz

Lunch-pail warehouse worker. Under-qualified substitute teacher. Whoopie pie connoisseur. x2 Jury duty attendee

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Girls r hot

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The utmost respect for the dude at the local Chinese joint who’s just chilling solo at a table crushing a mai tai and a pupu platter. Life can be so simple if you want it to be

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I want to like soccer so bad but I just can’t bring myself to dial in

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Nobody ever talks about the 3 man

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Donald driver

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I always think I’m getting more mature then I realize I just went into the shower yet again to get a dab of body wash because we’ve been out of hand soap for two weeks

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These horses don’t even know they’re in a race bro

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I wanna be a jeans guy so bad but finally becoming man enough to realize that I’m just not

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@enjoyer_liberty Dentist

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Greetings loyal patrons. I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to hear who we are riding with this March. Feels like a pretty chalk year so we’re going with two teams that are gonna make some noise. The Arizona Wildcats and the Akron Zips. Godspeed

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Can you rip a vape in an airport

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Bad bunny first touchdown

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Snowed in, conference championships, and enough booze to kill a mid-sized animal. Some days I’m just really happy

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Did Fernando Mendoza just say he would take back shots for a natty

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Big day tomorrow

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I feel like any more than 10 slides on an instagram post is just unnecessary. I’ll be flexible and give you up to 12, but I’m not looking thru 15+ photos of you and your friends and the sunset. Court adjourned

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I find it ironic that everybody wants to start the new year off on the right foot but those same people are starting off the new year hungover

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DoorDash really knows what it’s doing sending me promos on Sunday mornings

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Dming Sydney Sweeney happy Thanksgiving

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Going to a new barber is all kinds of weird vibes

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High IQ play to piece my night together based on what bar stamps I have on my wrist