Patrick Smith

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@NoMoreMisteaks “Yeah it was either between that or Muhammad.”
“Why the FUCK would it be between that or Muhammad?!!!”

This, step brothers and Pineapple Express have some of my favorite, most used quotes

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@easportsdfw

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@NoMoreMisteaks Two people but I still think it counts

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

100% And what are they going to do? Sue him? They at most will get a check for $47 with his signature on it.
By that time, the check will bounce and the money will be long gone.

[GhostlyReaperz911 @CarbonFrozen867]

@__jahlil__ You really think any of them will be paid? It's going straight into trumps pockets. Most of them have been put back in jail for other crimes. Anything trump does is a money grab.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@sexysportslover Happy Birthday!!

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@GeorgeDunham @SeanCBass @CincoDeMino @JustinMonty

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Woman catches a Baboon stealing fruits from her house

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@SportsSturm best thing the Captain can do right now is run M Foligno or N Foligno.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@CShindlerGolf Yup. They need to stop trying to get the PERFECT setup for a shot and just start peppering the rookie.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@CincoDeMino Gettin those sizzlin fajitas EARLY

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@SportsSturm as the great Shoresy says: “find a way to contribute”. I’m talkin to you Cap and Blackwell!! You gotta set the tone!

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@nut_history People don’t forget. Especially pitchers. Enjoy the next teammate’s AB. It’ll be a quick one.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@Dumfukdetector Gotta be the Grooming section for sure

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@kaylala1 Love it! Only ANGC won’t let anyone call any of their course “rough”. It’s 1st cut then 2nd cut if not in the fairway, bunker,water, or green.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@JSM0689 No

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@jwesleyp7 @DFWscanner Until it happens to you. Right?

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@FtWorthOriginal @DFWscanner You first sweetheart

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@ai4theTECHofIt @DFWscanner Only if they want an award from the city for standing there and doing jack shit other than being unprofessional.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@SolizMonsoon @DFWscanner Then get a different job snowflake. You won’t have to cope like that if you stuck to botany.

[Patrick Smith @PatSmitty1985]

@CoachColeman92 I know more about it than you do, chief. Just because you’re explaining why people aren’t professional, doesn’t mean that it excuses them for not being professional.