Patrick Star

My talent is doing nothing. My pal is Spongebob. He is a sponge. Sponge. Spongecake. Cake. ...-drool- ...*Parody*

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Patrick / ( • )( • ) \ <Its me.

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Spongebob. Sponge. Spongecake. Cake. mmm. *drool*

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@CowgirlJessieNO Yup

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#MentionADislike breaking my jellyfishing net

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#MentionADislike jellyfish stings

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@CowgirlJessieNO I know, and plus he hates me because im Spongebobs friend.

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@SulleyNOT Are you a sea creatre?

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@DoryNOT I know a guy called Nemo.

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@CowgirlJessieNO he has Karen now.

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@JeremyKyleNot I have boobs.

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WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS PEOPLE UNDER MY ROCK. FUCK OFF ITS MY HOUSE.

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Follow @Rubylepelican she's awesome.

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Kik me - Rubyisnotaunicorn

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yesterday: tired

today: tired

tomorrow: tired

next week: tired

next month: tired

next year: tired

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@Barbie_NOT Who wouldnt?

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New show: Patrick Star. Its like "Spongebob Squarepants" but better and its about cake. Oh, and me..

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@CowgirlJessieNO Who wouldnt?

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@TheMackem96 Hey there.

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@CowgirlJessieNO He'll dress up as a girl. But he'll never be as fit as me.

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@CowgirlJessieNO Gah! I'll have to carve my rock to look like a house. Nobody knows someone lives here. Unless I steal spongebobs house..