Pat Taftley

Slippery Rock Alum. Hedge fund Manager at Citadel. Marion Golf Club Member. Bag enthusiast.

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How do I find porn on twitter #porn #thanksdad

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Sorry for the hiatus, the misses told me I couldn’t retweet porn anymore. Punched her in the face and filed for divorce. Dumb bitch. #porn #backshots #creampie #deepthroat

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Down the shore in Avalon stabbed a chick to death last night it was so classic #stabbed

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Woke up feeling like shit. Thank god I’m rich as fuck and can just watch twitter porn all day. #porn #creampie

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I love jerking off to twitter porn #porn #creampie #knifepoint

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I’m gonna creampie a girl tonight and then play with my jizz #creampie #jizz #porn

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Holy fuck twitter porn is fucking awesome #creampie

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It’s a twitter porn type of night #porn #creampie

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I’m on my 3rd jerk of the day #creampie

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@RavensUsmc

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@RavensUsmc

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OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH #creampie #porn

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@RichardCranny69

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OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH #creampie #porn

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OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH #creampie #porn

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HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND IT

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So fucking hungover after a night out with my buddies from tufts #3time one of my good friends @dubcdeskpound creampied a girl at knifepoint last night it was fucking awesome #creampie

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SOMEBODYS GETTING CREAMPIED TONIGHT #creampie

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Already cummed 5 times today #creampie

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Creampied a girl last night.

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Got banned for telling nick sirriani to kill himself. Absolutely ridiculous I heard he raped a girl in college. #rape #takingadvantage

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Was really down bad after my 11 surfside performance last night and then I remembered I have a trust fund. Eat shit poor people #trustfund #myparentsarerich #rapist