Pat Toomey

The best Pat Toomey parody account on all of Twitter!

[Pat Toomey @PatToomeySenate]

A war would make my lil’ one feel a lil’ bigger

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I got a lil’ one

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@ConCourier @SenBobCasey @TuckerCarlson @seanhannity @patmeehan I look forward to fiddlin’ around with my shriveled one!

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I don’t have time to help kids, I’m too worried about my shrinky-dink lil’ penis!!!!

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@TheRealMagali @POTUS @SenatorCasey @RepRyanCostello @AMarch4OurLives I’m watching but I’m too little for all this

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@MyRudeman57 @bellascipioni @Mel4Americans Yeah but I’m small

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@khlightman @M4OL_PGH I’m too little to march!

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@abirish @funder @SenBobCasey I’m too small to march!

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@BillH16 @PHL_Politics @WhatsPatUpTo @SenBobCasey @SenToomey I’m small n’ shriveled!

[Pat Toomey @PatToomeySenate]

@chwinner5 I’m small 😞

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@maria_russo @HouseGOP @SenateGOP @SpeakerRyan @ChuckGrassley @senrobportman @senmarcorubio @RoyBlunt @MikeCrapo @SenatorBurr @SenatorTimScott I’m small and shriveled but I make laws!

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@fpdems1 @KeithRothfus I’m silent about my lil’ one!!!

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@Sara_Steele_Art @SenBobCasey I’m busy partying leave me alone!

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My penis is super shriveled!!!!

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Just because my penis is shriveled like a raisin doesn’t mean that I can’t make a new tax law that will last for a few months! Soon my penis will be even more shriveled!

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My penis gets extra shriveled thinking about Roy Moore

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Penis is extra shriveled after the Flynn news

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Shriveled dick but I make the laws

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Thanks for my gross little shriveled penis and also for the fact that I make laws

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@Steigerworld Your penis has GOT to be just as shriveled as mine is!