Hi. I’m Pat.

tweet game mediocre at best.

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I try to keep my finger guns holstered for safety reasons. I only like to pull them out after A. draining a Shooter McGavin level putt or B. after getting rejected and saying “I’ll catch ya on the flip side then” at the bar.
Well I had to blast em last night and I wasn’t golfing.

[superbatiscanon @killugoniscanon]

BREAKING NEWS : The Batman (2022) just received a 60 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 500th time

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I was there. It was wild. #FuckWawa

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

House party? Nah. Parking Lot Party. Hell Yes. @therejects

[Christopher Nolan Archives @NolanAnalyst]

The Dark Knight is coming back to IMAX on May 23, 2025

[Turbo❄️ @IKnowTheScouts]

After that Batman performance… I’ll never forget u

[Chris @citehchris]

bars should offer you a complementary cigarette once you’ve hit your 4th drink

[𝙂𝙐𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙑 ☁️✨ @RapGoblin]

Mac Miller made 'Faces' at 22 yo

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

All these new headlights are TOO fucking bright

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Mayor Adams clearly never watched The Dark Knight Rises.

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams orders "every cop in the city" into the tunnels to "find their source"

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

*October 20th*

“Where are you going?”

Me headed to my PS5:

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Average Chicago driver.

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Ever wonder what creates traffic?

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Where’s Spider-Man when ya need him?

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Crane collapses in Hells Kitchen, New York.

https://t.co/2ZDwAHpb1e

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@RyanSmerick People don’t love it because its good. They love it because everyone’s grandmother has taken them there at some point and bought them a smiley face cookie. It’s nostalgia man.

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@Dweyand10 I don’t wanna hear any bullshit about this video being fake either. 😂

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The bartender at B Dubs who had face tattoos told me she was excited to go home and smoke a bunch of weed. I don’t think a B Dubs bartender with face tattoos could say anything less surprising.

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I’m a firm believer that every American deserves the right to Life Liberty and the Pursuit of happiness… except Jeeple. They are one of the worst parts of American society

[Jude ⚜️Geaux Tigers⚜️Trahan @wooknponub]

You walk out of work and see this. What do you do?

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No Nicholas Cage? This is a national embarrassment.

[Disney's National Treasure Series @DisneyNT]

The cast has a message for you — can you guess what it is? 🤔 Don't miss the two-episode premiere of National Treasure: Edge of History on December 14, only on @DisneyPlus #NationalTreasureSeries