Patrick Winkeljohn

LSU l Life’s short. Stunt it

[Hype. @hypeziii]

Drake is the only rapper I believe when he talks about money. He said he’d buy the neighbor’s house if they complained about the noise then he bought their house. He said Golden State was running practice at his house because he has a full size basketball court. He has a 300 acre ranch in Texas, his own Boeing 767 plane, and his house The Embassy is located on Billionaire’s Row.

So when he says “this contract talk is fryin my brain the numbers they talkin are actually insane it's B's on the table”

I 1000% believe there’s B’s on the table

[Do〽️ @Domthgreat]

They love using that important word for albums no one goes back to

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[❄️ @imperfectfordre]

taylor truly is the worst kind of famous person lmfao. with all that money could’ve easily gone to a private island, or anywhere nice. but no, let’s go ahead and inconvenience everyday working class people for 3 days and get married in nyc…

[Matt Burnell @mdburnell]

I would like to personally congratulate Sophie Cunningham on becoming a first ballot Meme Hall of Famer. A truly generational performance.

[mac @MacDoesIt]

This is huge news btw

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[The OWL Times @scaryhours5555]

Another Drake meme incoming

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa
Salio
Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas
Re picante la pelea

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

How do I nominate a tweet for a Pulitzer

[Buddy H. King, MD @lightbeer69]

Gay son just hit a nuke off of a position player in the 8th to extend the lead to 37

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

We can’t have nice things like this because of personal injury lawyers

[Supreme Grillmaster Vanir @Dark_Asgard_]

My wife walking into the living room in the morning after having a dream where I cheated on her.

[WEST @westsidebuzzin]

I really pulled 3 mentally ill hoes in a ROW 🫥 #maybeitsme

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Type of girls you meet after signing a one year lease with your bitch ass girlfriend

[Pred @predator467]

Nothing hits quite like early 2000's snow levels

[Kraze @wannabekraze]

If yall dont show that other dog getting a treat i might burn this whole shit down