Pat Caputo

I talk funny and I talk about sports and logic and I went to college. I think the radio is magic and controlled by wizards. I am real-ish so deal-ish

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@jN33N It is similar to a situation I have going on with a wayward opossum I am close with

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@dennisfithian Can we discuss how I nursed #Lidstrom back to health from a beaver bite in 1975 using only telepathy and raccoon milk?

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@dailybeatz I am having Ivan Drago over to look at my Buick LaSabre. Can we stop by and cook meats with your people?

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#Lidstrom won't let me interview him because I will turn it into a piece about my Buick Lasabre. I am not going to Saab for that swede

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Brooks L. Patterson wants to evict me from the large oak tree on which I live

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@swdshmtbll I taught him how to find the choicest abandoned beaver dams to homestead

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@swdshmtbll Are you a fan of the NDP? Or is the Harper Government more up your Alberta alley?

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Prince Fielder makes me nervous when he stares too long at my Buick LeSabre

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Tigers win, now I can talk about dangerous teenagers in the woods near my home

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I raised him in an abandoned beaver dam near my hut RT@pcon Albers was much better than I had anticipated he would be.

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I live alone in the woods

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Sometimes I can't wait until my stove gets hot so I just eat raw burger patties. #Tigers

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@Jewslyn Hey. I love that man with all of my being