Patrick Beck

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

[Bukhari @5yed7]

Clouds in the sky when they see you washing your car

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

My dog when I come home smelling like someone else’s dog I was petting

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

When my wife asks which one of her friends I find most attractive and I actually tell her

[gojo @defi_gojo]

life after seeing me happy for more than 2 days

[“Lifehard”🥵 @life_Hardd]

Neighbor; don’t worry my dog doesn’t bite

The dog;

[CRONK 🎩 Crypto Reporter @CryptoCronkite]

I’m not gonna shit myself today

my fart:

[Soy Camarero @soycamarero]

Cuando tu jefe ve como te marchas del trabajo a las 18:00 cuando tu turno termina a las 18:00

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Couple: “I can't live without you”

Oxygen:

[Blair McNally @BlairMcNally1]

When you open the door for someone and they don’t say thanks

[Álvaro @celteer]

Mi novia cuando hago lo que me da la gana después de que ella me diga "haz lo que te dé la gana"

[𝔻𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕒𝕟𓍲 @damiansszn]

Your dad when you talk back to him while you’re still living under his roof;

[Mejid @Ilmejid]

I don’t have time for warmup, it’s just a short workout
My joints

[CSK🧢 @Celebritysk_]

“You can come over my dog doesn’t bite”

The dog:

[OnYerHead.App - Football Trivia Game @onyerheadapp]

'Can I have an ice cream'

'We've got ice cream at home'

* Mum pulls out choc ice from the freezer *

[Ammar Farooq @ammar_farooq]

Me: You can’t have another ice cream.

3 yr old:

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[R.R. @BillBuffalino]

When you are waiting at a roundabout and the car turning into your junction doesn't indicate

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

“You're the first girl I've brought to this hotel”

Hotel manager:

[gojo @defi_gojo]

your girl hearing the playstation beep 30 secs after the argument

[ᴍᴀɴᴜ. @ESnomanu]

Tu madre cuando no ibas a clase por tener 40 de fiebre pero podías jugar a la play en casa