Patty Mayonnaise

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[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

Removing every person, place, and thing that doesn't serve me

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

@_3volepod 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

@IRaiderette Went hard bro 🤣

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

For a company that claims to have no jingles or mascots to save money, they sure have a lot of different dumb ass commercials

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

I put golds in my mouth just to see how I would feel about it. Should have got the permanent ones

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

Vacation ✌️

[JadedKris @mr_idktn]

YouTube premium is really an amazing investment

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

This is how doordash makes money

[Cheryl A @ACheryl80675]

🤣🤣🤣

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

What's the first game that comes to mind when you see the Rare logo?

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

@IRaiderette This post deserves more attention

[RGT 85 @RGT_85]

My face when someone who's date of birth starts with a 2000+ tries to tell me shit about anything

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Jim Cramer says he "sees a sure signal to buy stocks."

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

It's crazy how after the squeegee boys wash your window you got to come back and wash the window

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

Leaving work early to go to the gym

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

All right I'm done with the hold the press and hold trend. You can get it off my feed please

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

93 Days Until Halloween 🎃
#Halloween2026

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

And he beat them in court. Fucking champion

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

Every now and again I still think about how Afroman released a diss on the entire police department and the individual cops.
It inspires me to be just a little more petty.

[Patty Mayonnaise @Pat_E_Cakes_]

My kids. They can quote it

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix