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who?

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@snlmikemurray Omg thats why i cant find Ayo Edebiri’s School Hypnotist sketch. Probably the copywrite for No Air

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Is it just me or are these two the same person

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@rosegray_ I’m so sad that NYC sold out so quickly 😭 please add another date!! (And send me the link)

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The fact that Santana never sang Out Tonight on Glee in her New York City era haunts me to this day

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AHS: NYC is offensively bad but I’m powering through

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A lot of you are turkey lurkeying when you should be having a Kiki instead ijs

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Marissa said I should be on Twitter more

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Vanderpump second season complete:
- Already an Ariana Stan
- The Tom’s are idiots but they’re like cutely dumb (at this point)
- Lisa hilariously enables this behavior
- Jax is literally a sociopath
- Entertained.

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@Mal_E_Fishnt “All drag is valid but not all drag is entertaining” idk who said it but seems fancier in quotes

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I use Bing (get over it)

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I need a queer in data to have the housewives tagline:

“You can’t spell data analytics without Anal 💎📊”

Or maybe their slack bio idk you choose

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7/10 - crisp levels varied due to pan sharing and just plain cheese, but still delicious

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Everyone’s saying diva down but nobody’s saying diva up

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Titanique was iconique and one of the few shows I would pay to see again

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Gotta love random comments sections

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Someone off me now because I am again singing Let Loose in my head unprompted

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And My Heart Will Go really hits when it plays during the credits. Similar to Lift Me Up at the end of Black Panther 2

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Thoughts on Titanic:
- I can see why people enjoy it
- About 30 minutes too long
- No reason for the granddaughter to get any type of love interest or plot
- What was the age gap between Leo and Kate?
- Good

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This is more violent than Jurassic World damn

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Omg they hit an iceberg!