Pat Ritter

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[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@PabstBlueRibbon The famous “liquid lunch”

[Melissa Chan @melissakchan]

Hi. American foreign correspondent here. Just, er, a reminder to my domestic media peers that we don't call them "protesters" when it goes down like this when we report on other countries. And today honestly, is kind of a test of your judgment about that.

[NAACP @NAACP]

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

[Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori]

I’m in the Capitol. I’m safe, and my team and I are sheltering in place.

The President of the United States has incited a riot that has now stormed the Capitol. There are rioters roaming the halls of the Capitol. I saw them with my own eyes.

Our country deserves better.

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

What we're seeing today is not democracy—it's an attempted coup.

We had a free and fair election. The results were clear.

Republicans from Pres. Trump to PA legislative leaders need to stop the disinformation and tell their supporters the truth before there's further violence.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈 'Sedition': incitement of resistance to or insurrection against lawful authority https://t.co/vS3FHxEXy7

[Brian McClellan @BrianTMcClellan]

That was the sound of several billion butts suddenly unclenching.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@VoiceOfOBrien As a Pennsylvanian I am cautiously relieved and hope it sticks.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@BMCarbaugh Absolutely, they should not come into contact, but both a necessary for a successful ritual.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@BMCarbaugh Don’t forget the middleswarth chips!

[DeKalb County Votes @DeKalbVotes]

Voters: there is incorrect info circulating regarding the number of DeKalb ballots that need to be cured by Friday. Currently, there are approximately 200 ballots that need to be cured and each voter is being contacted via phone or overnight mail.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@jeffm9770 @ChrisPerkinsDnD You and me both!

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

Butt, grind, chipotle. What a ride!

[Becca 💞 @thebeccascott]

Penis, job, butter

I didn’t make it weird, you made it weird. #nocheating

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@TheeDoctorB @dieharddice @CriticalBard I like old school inking with crayons.

[Scott Lynch @scottlynch78]

The previous official slogan of 2020, "Are you drinking enough alcohol, America?" has been cancelled and replaced by a new official slogan: "IS there enough alcohol, America?"

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

Hades is dope. @matthewmercer was right.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@JBE5508 @netflix @theofficetv Guess you’ll need to watch the Peaky Blinders instead.

[Pat Ritter @Pat_Ritter]

@Smoking_Pipes I love these types of articles!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Senate GOP suddenly found the energy to fill a SCOTUS vacancy, but are still delaying a covid relief bill that would help everyday Americans.

Funny that.