Business Shorts

never done anything cool; Professional Peer Pressure-er and grilled cheese griller; butt ugly

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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

[Lyss @ilovebugs69]

Only a few more days and I finally get to see my partner again:,)

[Lyss @ilovebugs69]

I miss home:/

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@YoHeyitsMatt @VividSeats Give this man his money back #andmore

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@vinceu_ @dplxmusic

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@LethalBrows At first I was like “what an ass” then I had a distinct memory of singing Hooked on a Feeling while taking a pee at work today😕

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You ever notice how Jeep owners always wave at each other when they pass by? I’m trying to start that but instead it’s for 2005 Acura TL owners and we just give each other the finger

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Adult life is realizing that when people say “the office” they aren’t talking about the show:(

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When you scroll through twitter and notice you’re in the foreground of someone’s picture😑😂😂😂

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Best part about having a broken arm and leg is waiting outside the handicapped stall and giving them a look of shame and disappointment as I crutch in and they walk out with their two perfectly working legs. That’s my toilet now, you bunch of able-bodied bitches

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@mariacristinaa_ I can barely tell which is the real me!

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Me watching the boys play beer die while I'm posted up on the couch waiting for my broken bones to heal

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@SeanMartens4L #adults

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Chipotle: Buy One Get One Free https://t.co/frNjaDyjEN

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@SeanMartens4L hey Pazzi you can't DM on Instagram if your'e using the website

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@SeanMartens4L yo my phone is broken. Follow me back so I can DM you about tonight, fool.

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When your friend is absolutely trashed at the bar and you don’t want to deal with it so you just give them a cup of water and go back to doing your thing

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@Lethal_Brows Ah jeez, what a beaut of a joke

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@Lethal_Brows Hit me with it