Patrick Shea

Opinions are my own

[Patrick Shea @Pat__McConnell]

Just big and gluttonous

[Patrick Shea @Pat__McConnell]

When my commute home from Navy Yard puts me on 16th street

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

mourning all the lives i could have lived if i was a little braver

[Hayls ꕤ @Vampirves]

Hantavirus seeing it only got 5 infections on it’s debut:

[g @34rths]

Liking someone but I am most definitely not their type. But I like anyway

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

yelling “FIRE IN THE HOLE!” right before i bust

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

When you’re tired so you lowkey Go to sleep #hashtag

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

teacher: ok class, today we're going to finger paint!

kid named Spirit Airlines:

[uncle k8lyn ??? @katttesquad]

oh i was going to google it

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

Nicki at White House trying to get a to-go plate

[sydyyy☁️☯️ @sydneypaige34]

the boy in the striped pajamas

[Ro.G @RockAimer]

Pirate who realized their nudes got leaked

[bunny @fadedbunny]

to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Conservatives don’t even try to justify the war in Iran now they just look at you like this

[† @Saintg0r]

We’re all lowkey bi.

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Happy 21st anniversary to my wonderful husband! #kristinoem

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Another unrecognized $5.99 to Apple

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[Bask @baskgod]

Rosa Parks never seen this sentence before